Nama : Zaky Ubaedillah
Ttl : Pasuruan !8-05-1995
Tentang Saya:
Saya sekarang berkuliah di Universitas Muhammadiyah Malang , di malang saya kos dekat sekali dengan kampus saya namun sekarang ini saya lebih sering sekali suka untuk pulang pergi , karena saya ingin mencari pengalaman ketika di jalan .
Saya paling suka bermain basket,sepak bola, volly, tenis meja dan masih banyak lagi yang terpenting itu membuat diriku sehat dan semangat , terkadang saya suka jail kalau suka dekat dengan seorang temen atau pun sang kekasih saya .
Dari Sma Yadika Bangil sampai sekarang pun saya masih menjailli teman saya , tau kenapa saya kok suka menjaili teman saya , saya paling suka membahagiakan teman saya atau pun kekasih saya mangkanya itu saya suka jaili mereka.
Itulah seputar tentang saya
lucu
Kamis, 01 Agustus 2013
Beberapa menit kemudian mereka berkata ingin melihat bayinya yang baru saja dilahirkannya itu. Tetapi lagi-lagi nenek itu berkata, "Nanti saja....ya.."
Akhirnya mereka bertanya, "Kapan kita bisa melihat bayinya?"
"Nanti kalau dia menangis," kata nenek.
"Kenapa kita harus nunggu sampai dia menangis?," tanya teman-temannya heran.
"Soalnya aku lupa, bayinya aku taruh dimana."
http://ceritalucu.gen22.net/2013/04/humor-lucu-nenek-nenek-melahirkan.html
Keesokannya kakek tua tersebut datang kembali ke klinik dan memberikan toples kecil itu kepada sang dokter. Akan tetapi toples kecil itu masih kosong seperti kemarin, bersih dan tidak ada sedikit sperma pun d idalamnya.
Sang dokter bertanya mengapa toples itu masih kosong, dan sang kakek tua menjawab, "Begini dok, saya sudah coba dengan tangan kanan saya, tapi tidak bisa. Saya coba dengan tangan kiri saya, tetap tidak bisa."
"Lalu saya minta bantuan isteri saya. Ia gunakan tangan kanannya, tidak bisa. Ia gunakan tangan kirinya, tetap tidak bisa. Istri saya mencoba dengan mulut, tapi masih tidak bisa juga," ungkap sang Kakek
"Kami akhirnya memanggil Arlin gadis tetangga sebelah. Ia mencoba dengan tangan kanan, tapi tidak bisa. Ia mencoba dengan tangan kiri, tetap tidak bisa. Ia mencoba dengan kedua tangannya, masih tidak bisa juga. Dicoba diapit dengan ketiak Arlin masih tidak bisa juga. Bahkan Arlin sudah mencoba dengan menjepit di antara kedua pahanya, tetapi tidak bisa juga," ungkap kakek tua.
"Bapak sampai minta bantuan gadis tetangga sebelah???," tanya sang dokter sambil takjub.
"Iya, dan sampai sekarang saya, istri saya dan Arlin tetap tidak bisa membuka tutup toples ini," jelas kakek tua.
http://ceritalucu.gen22.net/2013/04/kisah-lucu-periksa-sperma.html
"Do not Keep Suarez, Liverpool!"
LIVERPOOL - Liverpool's John Barnes advised to sell as soon as possible rather than defend Luis Suarez at Anfield. As we all know Suarez had expressed his desire to leave the club who defended since 2011 last season was.
The condition also used the two European giants, Real Madrid and Arsenal. However, so far the London club at the forefront of the hunt for the signature Uruguayan international striker.
Arsenal have repeatedly recorded bid to Suarez. Last funds reportedly worth 42 million pounds has been prepared Arsene Wenger's club for Suarez anchored to the Emirates Stadium this summer.
However, as much as it did, Arsenal were denied. Liverpool managing director Ian Ayre even down directly by insisting that Liverpool will not sell Suarez how much money was offered.
"We've seen it a long time ago, when the transfer window will end then it will not help, especially a club like Liverpool that if lost Suarez then they need to find an equivalent replacement," said Barnes, as reported by ESPN.
Suarez's departure will leave a large hole in the Liverpool attack sector. However, the new funds obtained from the sale of 26-year-old striker can be re-used to bring in top players.
"I would like to sell the club immediately because if it is done at the end of the transfer window and you should immediately seek a replacement. This is not ideal. So far I see the Suarez issue, if indeed he was no longer happy, then let her go, "said Barnes.
"We all can say 'yes, we think Suarez could be players like Carlos Tevez, who is always 100 percent, no matter what the conditions are like'. However, you do not know what he would do if he did not get what they want, "added Barnes.
http://bola.okezone.com/read/2013/07/31/45/845285/jangan-pertahankan-suarez-liverpool
The condition also used the two European giants, Real Madrid and Arsenal. However, so far the London club at the forefront of the hunt for the signature Uruguayan international striker.
Arsenal have repeatedly recorded bid to Suarez. Last funds reportedly worth 42 million pounds has been prepared Arsene Wenger's club for Suarez anchored to the Emirates Stadium this summer.
However, as much as it did, Arsenal were denied. Liverpool managing director Ian Ayre even down directly by insisting that Liverpool will not sell Suarez how much money was offered.
"We've seen it a long time ago, when the transfer window will end then it will not help, especially a club like Liverpool that if lost Suarez then they need to find an equivalent replacement," said Barnes, as reported by ESPN.
Suarez's departure will leave a large hole in the Liverpool attack sector. However, the new funds obtained from the sale of 26-year-old striker can be re-used to bring in top players.
"I would like to sell the club immediately because if it is done at the end of the transfer window and you should immediately seek a replacement. This is not ideal. So far I see the Suarez issue, if indeed he was no longer happy, then let her go, "said Barnes.
"We all can say 'yes, we think Suarez could be players like Carlos Tevez, who is always 100 percent, no matter what the conditions are like'. However, you do not know what he would do if he did not get what they want, "added Barnes.
http://bola.okezone.com/read/2013/07/31/45/845285/jangan-pertahankan-suarez-liverpool
"Tentang Universitas Muhammadiyah Malang"
Universitas Muhammadiyah Malang (UMM) adalah perhuruan tinggi swasta terakreditasi “A”
dengan Nomor SK: 074/SK/BAN-PT/Ak-IV/PT/II/2013, yang berpusat di
kampus III terpadu Universitas Muhammadiyah Malang, Jalan Raya Tlogomas
246 kota malang , jawa timur. universitas yang berdiri pada tahun 1964
ini berinduk pada organisasi Muhamadiyah dan merupakan perguruan tinggi
Muhammadiyah terbesar di Jawa Timur. UMM termasuk dalam jajaran PTS
terkemuka di Indonesia bersamaUII dan UMY Oleh karena didominasi warna
dinding putih, UMM sering disebut sebagai kampus putih
http://fanda2013.student.umm.ac.id/2013/07/26/tentang-universitas-muhammadiyah-malang/
http://fanda2013.student.umm.ac.id/2013/07/26/tentang-universitas-muhammadiyah-malang/
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